Health: Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder...

By Paul Williams - 24/06/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML

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By pinklatina - 09/12/2016 20:01 - Canada

Today, I fell and fractured my tailbone. I just healed from my last tailbone fracture 4 weeks ago. FML

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By skatergrrrl - 15/02/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait 5 years for a rink to open in my town, 2 weeks for my lessons to begin, but only 10 minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML

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What the puck?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 14:29 - United States - Portsmouth

Today, I had my first game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet, so they gave me a regular one which didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it and told my coach, but he said I would be fine. I then took a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML

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By ice_dancer_jake - 20/06/2019 02:28

Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML

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By Booooolette - 22/06/2016 04:27 - France - Beauvais

Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML

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The name of that old man?

By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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By marie - 02/12/2020 23:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By nico - 01/07/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

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YurTriniFantasy 1

Friday 24 June 2011 23:52

FYL OP i feel bad for you but i hope yu heal up quickly and go back to hockey :)

ATLforever7 6

Friday 24 June 2011 23:57

And yet the pros are making millions of dollars... Not bad for out of work figure skaters.

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Bently24 6

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:03

You mean your cocksus?( thats what a tail bone is called

fatalwish 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 6:14

Ouch man fractured my cocix a few years back while on a static line jump with the 82nd airborne that really sucks man that had me out of commission for like months man hope you have a speedy recovery and remember use the donut pillow no shame that shit hurts

redcan3 5

Saturday 10 December 2011 6:45

Same happens to me, I was out with a dislocated jaw, during my second game back I broke my nose.

tuggy303 2

Monday 9 January 2012 4:51

what do you play football? that cool you slap guys on the ass or do you play soccer with all the other lawn fairys? or do you not play anything because you to bigg of a pussy?