By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
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mattzawesome 28

Maybe leaves are more slippery than banana peels?

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SAGARCo 19

Shin we stop with these puns? Op is in pain, leaf him/her alone.

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higgysaurus 18

#10 you should have just done the leaf pun, the shin was a stretch and really tainted the whole comment.

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spacefish966 18

Those damn Canadian's are sneaky

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SAGARCo 19

I do feel bad, but those leaf puns were stale. Op must feel worse anyways. I wonder what the first ever pun was...

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mattzawesome 28

Maybe leaves are more slippery than banana peels?

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Wizardo 33

Try not to autumble everyday.

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cole_tyler42 21

What a great fall story. Did you happen to fall into a woman's arms and instantly fall in love?

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MrSassypants 33

Nah, OP fell and fractured their shinbone. But OP did fall into the nurse's arms, then the nurse accidentally dropped OP and they fractured their other shinbone.

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MrSassypants 33

The person step on the leaf, the leaf slides the foot suddenly, the person loses balance, and then the person falls over. That's exactly how it happens.

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SecundusSecunda 27

I would think depending on how big the leaf is, in this case lets pretend it has a wide surface area, combined with a wet surface It could be slippery

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Tripartita 44

I can assure you that it takes years of practice and dedication, #13.

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Tripartita 44

With all the climate change and deforestation humanity contributes to, it was only a matter of time before the environment fought back.

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