Miscellaneous: Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray....

By gravycoveredblackberry - 19/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML

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By stephiexbabexx - 15/01/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 20:47 - Canada

Today, at 4:00 a.m., I woke up and realized that I had thrown an expensive gift certificate for a friend in the garbage. Since it was garbage day, I ran out in the rain in my pajamas and rifled through all three bags of garbage. Twice. I found the gift certificate. It was in my pocket. FML

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Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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Scavengers

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML

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By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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Wealth gap

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML

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Got away with it, surely?

By Cinnanyan - 02/06/2016 10:20 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML

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By Iris - 12/10/2016 13:53 - Canada - Saint-laurent

Today I bought a $50 voucher card to refill my phone. After I purchased it, I threw the receipt in the dustbin. When I got home, I found out that the 14-digit pin code was on the receipt. I basically threw 57 bucks in the dustbin. FML

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By anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

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Friday 20 November 2009 9:07

Wow, try to be more careful! I would be, especially with a nice new phone like that.

sofies_mommy 0

Friday 20 November 2009 14:46

My question is, how in the hell did you not realize your phone was on your lunch tray? and how did you not remember which garbage can you threw you stuff in? seriously are you a ******* idiot?

Comments

Erindub 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:22

Ha, ha I tossed my retainer in the garbage in 7th grade. Oh I don't miss that crap. I totally did not go in after it!

lenasaur 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 3:13

And im sure you enjoyed your perfect teeth moving back to the way they were before your braces.

gpstyne 0

Friday 20 November 2009 21:28

did you atleast find your shitty newly stinky phone?

juicy_jay08 0

Friday 20 November 2009 21:37

this is a fake.. any person with a brain would have called their phone¿!

beachbabie 0

Friday 20 November 2009 21:47

ydi. get an iPhone

Ineffableturtle 0

Friday 20 November 2009 22:29

why didnt you call it? you fail

miso1337 0

Friday 20 November 2009 23:16

hense the old saying: "don't do stupid things, stupid!"

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 2:55

YDI for using the word "unthinkingly". You meant to say "Mindlessly...", or "Retardedly..."

1073love 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 4:22

i did that at school last year except with my retainer and in the school cafeteria. the odd looks of a random girl going through the trash cans were terrible. i feel your pain.

COBRAMORPH 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 5:19

figures this was a woman. Did you buy it, or did you trick some poor dude? YDI

russianredgirl 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 7:51

you are dumb :)

Myzou 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 0:22

Why not just you know, have someone call your phone, so not only do you figure out which trash can it was in, but where in it that it is approx. located?