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By all - 15/04/2012 03:02 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 07:04 - United States - Bellingham

Today, I was buried in texts from two of my bridesmaids about how much they hated their dresses. Dresses they helped pick. I can either be a bridezilla, put up with this for 4 more months, or ruin two friendships. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Bride - 25/02/2021 23:00 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML

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By not that cheap - 15/05/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me to quit my bitching and to just order a wedding dress off Wish. I'm willing to get an inexpensive dress and in fact I hate designer labels altogether. However, I draw the line at the cheap, poorly made crap from that site. FML

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By Meaghan - 12/02/2013 17:41 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2022 13:00

Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML

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By SadFace - 12/09/2013 12:39 - Australia - Newmarket

Today, my two closest friends declared that they hated each other. They're my bridesmaids. The wedding is in three weeks. FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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By myrkes - 10/09/2015 11:09 - Switzerland - Marstetten

Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML

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Kinda brought it onto yourself

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML

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ajourdhui 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:31

Bridezillaaaa

Rddvl 11

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:33

Maybe just buy another one you like at one of those dress shops last minute?? It's your wedding OP, make it memorable.

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alyshasocool 8

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:02

Or it may be the pre wedding jitters. It's alright now,OP. A bride's glowy face will look beautiful even in below average looking dresses.

NoOneCaresReally 8

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:06

And you didn't mention this before, because...?

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:07

Maybe she liked it at first.

KickItHigh 32

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:44

She probably just changed her mind at her laast mibute...

KickItHigh 32

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:46

last minute** Using a touchscreen -.-

kzxvazure 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:13

just wear a blanket to the wedding :)

Birdie_Sage 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:17

It took you a week? YDI.

tomtato 10

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:32

hey, go all natural. birthday suit ftw!

sensoon15 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:37

Your fault. You could push the wedding back. But why cause all that trouble just because you didn't know how to speak up and admit you hated the dress you designed?

luckyd880 12

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:50

Doesn't matter what you wear. Only matters who. As long as you love the guy you're marrying. I'm sure he will love no matter what your wearing. And you have to at least like something about it since you designed it.

missamerica95 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 10:25

Exactly, her husband to be is going to be stunned by any wedding dress she wears. I'm sure it is a beautiful dress, but she is second guessing it because of pre-wedding jitters. Everything will work out fine OP, relax and smile and enjoy this beautiful time in your life :)

miker345 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:57

Your entire comment is like one idea just stretched out forever

deequu 20

Sunday 15 April 2012 10:16

If your a designer, you should be able to come up with another one that you may love, and I'm a sewer and seriously, you can sew a very complicated one pretty quickly. Say it's urgent, and pay more money.

ssnowywinter 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 15:30

I hope you mean to say that you're a seamstress...

yahoowizard 16

Sunday 15 April 2012 10:27

Yeah sounds like OP is just tripping out, not that the dress actually looks ugly or anything

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