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By Miroslav208 - 20/10/2011 14:32 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 05:47 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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By imscrewed - 29/07/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML

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By Madzison - 06/02/2012 10:08 - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:42 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By for fuck sake dad - 02/11/2012 23:50 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

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By facepalm - 02/05/2019 00:00

Today, my son won’t stop crying, all because I told him he couldn’t go trick-or-treating in April. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML

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Thursday 20 October 2011 19:15

Michael Jackson was 50 when he died, not a toddler. You're a complete idiot for even trying to justify something so stupid. Shutyourmouthdipshitidiotfuckingcunt.

TheOptimist 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:07

sorry, not everyone knows what you do. Get off your high horse and tell him who she is.

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melikeyturtles 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:07

Tell him to go as Jose Baez so he can get his a$$ kicked!

cristalduhh 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:09

Caylee anthony was murdered/ drowned (on accident) according to the case. everyone thinks her mom did it, it was a big thing in America. her mom partied right after she went missing.

akayc32 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:12

And lied about Caylee missing, wasting hundreds of thousands of dollars in resources.

ydi_4_suking 20

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:13

The mom was so guilty. Its stupid they didn't throw her ass in jail for life

melikeyturtles 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:22

Even if Casey didn't physically do it, she knows something about what really happened and probably who actually did it. Still she's an accomplice. My personal opinion.

vbmg152 18

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:33

Her Mom did do it! The rest of the family lied and covered it up!

blacknail3dfr3ak 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:12

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every1luvsboners 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:15

Michael Jackson was 50 when he died, not a toddler. You're a complete idiot for even trying to justify something so stupid. Shutyourmouthdipshitidiotfuckingcunt.

Lludes 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:17

He wasn't a 2 year old child either.

akayc32 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:18

He wasn't murdered by his mom who got away with it, was he?

melikeyturtles 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:24

People have been dressing up like MJ for years, way before he died. Doesn't count.

blacknail3dfr3ak 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:25

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Shrike 23

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:26

look at this shit. it's an FML, and everyone's turning it into a witch-hunt. we get it: the justice system is all great and wonderful, except when it reaches a verdict that doesn't match the hyped up, disgusting media bullshit. because the public is oh so smart and knows so much better, right? shut up.

Virginia6810 16

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:48

He wasn't famous for being a child molester though. He was a famous singer. The molestation thing wasn't even proved true. He was still loved by many. Caylee is only known because she was killed.

thebeautybleeds 17

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:02

Well said 49. Also, everyone who says 'the mom totally did it' why don't you go to court with your evidence? Oh wait, you have none. I'm not saying she did or didn't. I wasn't there, I don't know. The courts ruled that she didn't, so either they didn't have evidence and couldn't convict her or they have reason to believe she didn't do it. Either way, I wish it never happened and OP's boyfriend is an idiot.

every1luvsboners 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:12

Someone needs to slap the shit out of your boyfriend, then tie his balls in a knot so that he never has the chance to reproduce.

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Thursday 20 October 2011 19:15

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every1luvsboners 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:17

Stop commenting, you're a complete idiot.

cargaljen 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:38

Agreed.

sillyjb 9

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:45

What the **** is wrong with you to think that's funny or ok ?

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:54

Please drown yourself and tell us how that works out for you.

GRRSOM 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:02

Blacknail is among the most stupid people on here (and there are plenty of stupid people on FML). We should dress as you when you die. Now that's scary. Btw, that angle doesn't make you look any skinner. Ok, I'm done ranting.