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By Miroslav208 - 20/10/2011 14:32 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 05:47 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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By imscrewed - 29/07/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML

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By Madzison - 06/02/2012 10:08 - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:42 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By for fuck sake dad - 02/11/2012 23:50 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

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By facepalm - 02/05/2019 00:00

Today, my son won’t stop crying, all because I told him he couldn’t go trick-or-treating in April. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML

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Thursday 20 October 2011 19:15

Michael Jackson was 50 when he died, not a toddler. You're a complete idiot for even trying to justify something so stupid. Shutyourmouthdipshitidiotfuckingcunt.

TheOptimist 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:07

sorry, not everyone knows what you do. Get off your high horse and tell him who she is.

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copy125 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:51

No this isn't inappropriate at all, Casey Anthony is killer even if the court didn't plead guilty and really, who is he going to offend besides Casey Anthony.

mishkaroni 15

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:59

Please learn to read. Op stated CAYLEE...the murdered child, not Casey the 'mother'

Shrike 23

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:09

73- Thank god "people" like you don't get jury duty. You're as biased and idiotic as they come. You'd feel right at home in the middle of a lynch mob, wouldn't you? Here, let me try: I accuse you of genocide. Court finds you not guilty. Oh, my media hype fuelled OPINION is that you're still guilty anyway. Sound fair? No, of course it doesn't. You sound like you'd feel right at home in communist China.

kaitlin2011 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:52

It makes no sense that some of you don't know who Caylee is. Read the comments before you ask an asshole question.

bewareimannoyed 13

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:11

Well I didn't know before I read the comments, maybe because i come from a different country? I don't see how that makes me an asshole

McZachEnstein 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:38

It's an american thing, just a bunch of ******* over here! And oh yay I'm an American so **** you if any body tries to think I'm not, AMERICA **** YAAA!! hahaha

mmx13 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:54

I'm pretty sure going as Casey Anthony wouldn't matter, but going as Caylee, a child who was murdered is a little effed up.

perdix 29

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:05

If he goes that, you ought to go as Nancy Grace/prostitute. Using that kid, she became a successful media *****.

Didpetercall 9

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:10

Wow that is so ****** up and yes it would b highly offensive. Why would you want to make fun of a child who was brutally murdered and thrown in the woods. People ******* amaze me. How do you think her grandparents would feel if they saw that. Your boyfriend should be ashamed of himself for even thinking about doing something so awful