By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML
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lettertjes 0

That sucks, but I love how you phrased it.

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Explodingspleen 0

wonder who started it FIRST...

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AnaujiraM420 0

that's what happens when gay guys succeed in getting straight guys drunk :(

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mikeyboi19 5

what?! strait guys get drunk all the time, they dont go having sex with the gays.

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ey3seecold 0

I would check to see who did who either way one day you'll be gay fyl

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ImaginaryFoe 0

#1 good effort. OP, that sucks. At least your friend was upfront with you. Why was the gf even in a situation where this could happen?

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jollykilla704 0

btw I'm assuming it was a gay hook up cause it makes me lol harder :p

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Diannaa 0

^^^ When I first read that I thought it said "... because it makes me harder." Lol omg I'm sleepy

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shadow33456 1

mr.Zante where did you go mr.Zante?!?!?

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TrekkieGirl 0

This could totally be a 'TFLN (text from last night). FYL, OP! Hope you dumped your girlfriend and your supposed to be friend.

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allen20 0

My friend is straight but he got drunk and he made out with a guy -.-

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Scoli85 0

You're obviously one of them...this is all part of your plot...isn't it? I mean come one...look at that outfit in you avatar ;)

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SenorSiesta 0

@62, that doesn't sound very straight. no matter how drunk I am I would never consider making out with another guy

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andrysb24 5

clearly, your friend wasn't as drunk as you.

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andrysb24 5

clearly, your friend wasn't as drunk as you.

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bbaswiii 0

hahha I thought u said, " because it makes me harder" too haha this FML is for sure my favorite ever.. I seriouslly thought the same thing. for sure gay action haha

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thenormalguy 0

A lot of guys have a constant craving for sex and not to be loyal to their girlfriend or doing stuiped stuff like getting drunk and having sex with a friends girlfriend? That is not cool at all. I have never cheated on my girlfriend and never plan to. I am also not obsessed with sex. I hate this stuiped shit that happens when you get drunk or whatever.

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polarbare 0

keep that same line of thought when you turn 17!

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SpreadItOn 0

That sucks. I guess you are about to be single?

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lettertjes 0

That sucks, but I love how you phrased it.

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MrMaD_fml 2

Meh, you just killed two birds with one stone! Here's to a fresh start.

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FMLoverAgain 7

so what if you sucked his **** or he sucked yours.

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quanrujingshen 0

That really sucks......so who was the top??

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