Intimacy and Health: Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in... - FML

By slaya - 21/10/2018 13:30 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Visoko

Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 6 October 2018 23:01

No you didn't. Doctors don't think "I fell over, and landed awkwardly on my leg" is an obviously fake excuse when you break your leg. There was no reason for you to tell her you and her son were trying to follow along to the Kama Sutra, when you fell off the bed, and broke your leg.

fjvitt 14

Sunday 21 October 2018 15:35

It would be even more awkward if your boyfriend wasn’t there when the sex accident occurred.

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bigdaddyeric 35

Monday 22 October 2018 7:41

Could have been worse, you could have broken it having sex with someone that was not her son!!!!

-Annoyed 9

Monday 22 October 2018 20:24

What time does this sitcom air?

emmalou 19

Thursday 18 February 2021 7:29

why did you choose to see her?

emmalou 19

Monday 27 December 2021 23:24

no, you could have seen a different doctor

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