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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Neckbruise101 - 15/10/2016 06:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML

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By rhartnett11 - 16/02/2011 12:56

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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MsConfusedd 27

Monday 25 January 2016 23:30

On the dim bright side, profuse blood is probably better than profuse puss.

kazustach 12

Monday 25 January 2016 23:30

How could that pussibly happen??

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prized_loser 17

Tuesday 26 January 2016 3:19

blame Obama and f*ck isis.

laurellkawes 31

Tuesday 26 January 2016 3:40

Lesson is: Stop picking your pimples

lovaofsoftball98 12

Tuesday 26 January 2016 4:09

I had to read this multiple times.... First time I saw "bleeding nipple"

hoosiergirl94 31

Tuesday 26 January 2016 4:51

So you popped it in class? Gross.

VashSN17 10

Tuesday 26 January 2016 6:03

It be like that sometimes... I felt your pain fam.

aeryn97 17

Tuesday 26 January 2016 8:00

just apply pressure with a tissue. it'll stop. Even small cuts on the head bleed a lot which may make them seem scary when they're not. although I could understand not wanting to sit there holding a tissue to your head.

iblife 7

Tuesday 26 January 2016 20:49

The username is accurate though

Val_123broken 6

Tuesday 26 January 2016 21:43

Well then, thats funny

en124to79 16

Wednesday 27 January 2016 5:03

since you didn't say whether you picked at or popped it I'm not sure, but due to that happening I've found it best to do that at home and let it bleed there rather than deal with the embarrassment of a bloody tissue to your face in public