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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Neckbruise101 - 15/10/2016 06:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML

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By rhartnett11 - 16/02/2011 12:56

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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MsConfusedd 27

Monday 25 January 2016 23:30

On the dim bright side, profuse blood is probably better than profuse puss.

kazustach 12

Monday 25 January 2016 23:30

How could that pussibly happen??

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guttedbrit 26

Monday 25 January 2016 23:45

I hate to admit this, but this happened to me in high school. I just pretended it wasn't happening until a friend kindly screamed it aloud. good times.

warped_executive 16

Monday 25 January 2016 23:52

It could have been worse, I'm sure nobody cared that much because we all have embarrassing moments. Just try to laugh it off :)

The_Potato_Lord 15

Monday 25 January 2016 23:58

Yum.

hamrtym 15

Tuesday 26 January 2016 0:03

Can't be much worse than the puns I just read

lolhailsatan 23

Tuesday 26 January 2016 0:04

At least you left class! Theres this kid at my school and he is always picking at his zits. Last week he was at it again and he kept wiping the blood from his face with his hand, then on his jeans. That alone was gross enough until after a while he didnt seem to know what to do with this all this face blood smeared on his palm, so he (i kid you not) licked it off his hand, like multiple times. me and my 3 desk mates witnessed it. So yeah at least you got up and left unlike this kid who refused to go to the bathroom and clean up and instead resorted to hematophagy.