By katelouise2102 - 29/11/2010 12:39 - United Kingdom

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Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
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skyeyez9 24

Your gay roomie should realize straight people don't just magically become gay and munch their roommates.

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danielle25 15

Damn that would be like really awkward? Just tell her no thanks or get a really bf so you won't have to pretend anymore..

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Doc34t3r 2

well that's not so bad that you are hot or ur has poor choice in women but I bet ur hot

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inerdablanket 4

OP is probably just one of those idiots that think that since lesbians are attracted to the same sex, they are attracted to EVERYONE of the same sex. Her roommate could have just been being polite and it was taken the wrong way. and anyway, wouldnt just telling her you're straight be a much easier way to get her to back off? Lying about it is just stupid.

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Discombobulated9 12

I find it amusing how straight girls instantly assume a lesbian will jump on them if they're not in a relationship with a guy. Just tell her you're straight. Duh!

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Lisa89 3

FYL, where they are guy or a girl, they have no right to make you feel unconfortable and keep hitting on you when you're not interested.. :(

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b_selle 0

Aww come on some action like that could be fun!!!

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colorguardgeek 8

all you guys saying go with it: I have a question for you. Would you have sex with a gay guy?

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