Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled...

By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By pissed - 10/05/2015 14:34 - United States - Dearborn

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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Panic! at the grocery store

By Anonymous - 31/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I wet my pants at the grocery store. I didn't feel like I had to go until I was inside. The embarrassing thing (besides me being 37)? I actually made it to the store's public bathroom and made it to the toilet, but my belt was on so tightly that I had to undo it and it doesn't work like an ordinary belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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ChromoTec 24

Friday 16 March 2018 19:29

Let me get this straight - you PISSED yourself on the TOILET?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 March 2018 15:40

Hopefully, your underwear was of the K-Mart brand so you’ll be all set for your next business presentation!

Comments

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 16 March 2018 15:29

Slow clap...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 March 2018 15:40

Hopefully, your underwear was of the K-Mart brand so you’ll be all set for your next business presentation!

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 16 March 2018 15:45

Just when you think it's safe to piss, that's when they get you. Underpants truly are the wiliest of clothing items.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Friday 16 March 2018 15:57

I know it's not the most popular choice but they do have uh..."adult incontinence underwear" (i.e. adult diaper) that would solve both issues. And you never have to worry about a nasty public bathroom, or lines, or forgetting to pull down your underwear.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Friday 16 March 2018 16:08

They act like a net, once your done just flip them over, let it fall into toilet, and you're all set. This way you know exactly how much you shit your underpants.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 16 March 2018 16:12

That's one way to warm up your panties.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 16 March 2018 16:28

But a not very effective way of doing so as they will cool off relatively quick...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 March 2018 22:14

Farting is usually safer. There’s always the dreaded shart to fear.

ARISKomuniszt 24

Friday 16 March 2018 17:59

An example of why British English is best - we don't get confused about which variants of pants we've pulled down, seeing as we call underpants just 'pants' and pants 'trousers' xD

PenguinPal3017 19

Friday 16 March 2018 18:55

This makes zero sense. There is zero confusion in non-British English. You are just stupid.

ARISKomuniszt 24

Friday 16 March 2018 19:00

Whoa... I was just joking, lay off the hostilities...

Charity Taylor 17

Thursday 29 March 2018 4:48

we actually generally call it underWEAR over here :)

ajh1800 25

Friday 16 March 2018 19:28

Take the wet undies off, throw them away, and go commando for the rest of the day. Your pants won't get wet, and if you have to pee again, you won't have to remember to pull down your underwear because you won't have any on. Problem solved.