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By pissed - 10/05/2015 14:34 - United States - Dearborn

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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jessie85678 15

Monday 11 May 2015 0:24

Maybe it's time for you to take a vacation if you're that stressed out

haileyrows 26

Monday 11 May 2015 0:29

Yikes- I'm curious as to how you handled that... I think we need a follow up

Comments

erin55378 17

Monday 11 May 2015 0:14

When ya gotta go you gotta go

odamaliekh 26

Monday 11 May 2015 0:30

Well yeah, but even then you need to pull down your pants. Unless you have superpants that absorbs pee in 0.1 seconds and always smells like roses or something.

SlimDanny 15

Monday 11 May 2015 3:27

Stress does this to people.

campbellt22 5

Monday 11 May 2015 5:35

Why was this comment voted down?

19990231 29

Monday 11 May 2015 0:16

When you work is so stressful you forget how to pee, I would suggest a possible career choice. For your own health.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 11 May 2015 1:29

At the very least a vacation!

rayman173 2

Tuesday 12 May 2015 22:39

career change?

timb1234 13

Monday 11 May 2015 0:16

When did you realise your pants were still on?

RenoTheRhino 30

Monday 11 May 2015 0:18

Most likely when it was too late.

Llama_Man2000 26

Monday 11 May 2015 0:20

Let's just hope it wasn't a number 2.

jadeleepenguin 29

Monday 11 May 2015 0:54

He said bladder.

Zeuszara 8

Monday 11 May 2015 0:21

Stress is bullshit, don't let it make you piss your pants..

jessie85678 15

Monday 11 May 2015 0:24

Maybe it's time for you to take a vacation if you're that stressed out

odamaliekh 26

Monday 11 May 2015 0:25

I forgot to open the lid once. Remembered the pants though.

Madsun11 14

Monday 11 May 2015 0:25

I think the bigger FML here is when he has to explain the piss all over his pants to his co-workers..

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 11 May 2015 1:36

I really hope that he happens to have a change of clothes at his office or in the car. I also hope he was able to stop peeing right after he started so hopefully it's not a huge wet spot. I think if I worked in an office or at an important job where how you are dressed matters, I would either leave a change of clothes in my office or in my car. There are so many things that could happen that make you need a change of clothes; from spilling coffee, to dropping your lunch, getting caught in a downpour, and apparently, even peeing your pants.

sturschaedel 27

Monday 11 May 2015 0:26

Wow, stress reduced you to a two year old! I'd say find another job. I suggest mattress-test-sleeper. Joking aside, I hope you had a change of clothes at hand!