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a glass of cocktail? what the hell is that? and you had yo tell mom? kind of pathetic
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Why would you tell your mom?
Thank god your mother was there to save you from the evils of a sip of Satan's Brew! Just imagine, if she hadn't been there, you would have surely succumbed to the poison and the drunken hilarity that would have inevitably ensued!