Today I hopped onto my meme app to get away from all the politics...

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By ijustwantmemes - 13/02/2021 06:37 - United States - Lafayette

Today I hopped onto my meme app to get away from all the politics only to find even more politics. I just want to look at some funny fails, memes, and some cute dogs or something. FML

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