By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
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bloopaloop 27

Hell, even I may or may not be pregnant with his child. There aren't any other choices!

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Aphrodite 20

I think your sister may be toxic.

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inappropes 31

Maybe not have a crush on someone for years and not do something about it? Ever hear of shit or get off the pot?

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RichardPencil 30

It’s not like you were “seeing” him for six years. That practically counts as marriage these days.

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RichardPencil 30

If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it!

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bloopaloop 27

Hell, even I may or may not be pregnant with his child. There aren't any other choices!

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Adam Steege_1456964120 0

Technically speaking, every woman in the world may or may not be pregnant with his child. Those are literally the only two options. Still, that sucks for you. Sorry that happened!

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QueenSaru 28

You snooze, you lose. Like, seriously, for years? Someone else said it right, shit or get off the pot. Don't be mad someone else took the toy you liked when you never played with it yourself.

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samomaha 17

Oh, don't be so mad at your sister. A girl like her - it could be ANYbody's baby. Insist on a paternity test before getting angry with her.

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