Love: Today, I learned that the only way to get my boyfriend to respond... - FML

By iAlissa - 24/10/2015 06:12 - United States

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Today, I learned that the only way to get my boyfriend to respond to me is through nudes. FML

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iAlissa 34

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:36

Oh holy this got published. So, I promise he's not a raging douche. In all honestly, he had gotten a new video game, and I hadn't really heard from him all day. So I sent him a semi-nude picture of myself, and it was then that he responding. We joked around about posting it here, and it got published. I did tell him, however, that I understand he needs gaming time, but shouldn't neglect communication because he's gone for four months for Air Force training and I miss him!

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A07 48

Sunday 25 October 2015 12:24

As cliche as it sounds, you need to get rid of him OP.

Ebola_fml 20

Sunday 25 October 2015 23:01

#42, because there aren't enough images of women on the internet for you already?

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justanotherday7 7

Saturday 31 October 2015 23:06

Trust me DO NOT SEND THE NUDES he is obviously not that into you move on

EDGE1095 20

Sunday 1 November 2015 13:56

Break up with him. He isn't worth your time.

randybryant799 20

Monday 10 January 2022 6:34

Why would you want him as your boyfriend?

wrenavery90 12

Sunday 3 July 2022 7:29

Isn't that you're first clue that he's just looking for sex?

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