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By Hello condoms and lube - 09/02/2016 21:53 - United Kingdom - Lewes

Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML

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By Don't complain about good fortune - 20/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 17:58 - Vietnam

Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

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By Pizzaguy - 02/08/2012 16:22 - United States - Dundee

Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML

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Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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Small world

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 12:00

Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML

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Tight ass

By Paf - 21/09/2021 19:59 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, after I've been cleaning a hostel 7/7 for free accommodation for a few weeks, and the owner telling me 3 times to take a day off while he was able to do the job, I'm finally leaving. He's now (and only now) asking me to pay for the 3 nights I "didn't work for." FML

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New life

By jend - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML

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By sick of life - 23/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

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Gottem

By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 21:07 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

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it___happens 12

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:00

Was winning the bet worth it though?

Mcstud1y 30

Wednesday 10 February 2016 6:59

At least your name signifies you know what you're getting into. Good luck OP

Comments

UTreeHugginHip 4

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:10

Am I the only one thinking of Kevin Hart clapping and yelling "you gon' learn teday!"?

PePziNL 20

Thursday 11 February 2016 3:18

Yes.

amanda182 19

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:10

Oh god, wear a full body suit and use lots of cleaning sprays!

Kajbest 13

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:12

To all skeet skeet skeet

bmhampt91 18

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:21

Maybe some of them will leave a tip since they enjoyed their stay

anonymous198913 26

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:26

Maybe you get "really sick" and can't go to work. It's better than doing that job.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:27

Someone likes to play dirty.

GAeroNKissR 26

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:29

eek...but honestly, the rooms with singles might be worse. They'll be lying there in bed...alone...listening to the couples go at it. At that point, you never know what someone might grab to help with their alone time...:::shudders:::...