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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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Looking good

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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I WISH!

By goodlord12 - 17/01/2013 07:53 - United States - Branson

Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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Sort yourself out

By lukey101 - 31/08/2023 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML

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DIY Haircuts

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 04:01 - Germany

Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML

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Fresh

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

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By mushroomtop - 23/09/2017 23:15

Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML

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Falzou 9

Friday 18 October 2013 1:14

Next time fight harder

raizori 10

Friday 18 October 2013 1:14

Why would you cut off an afro in the first place?

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dmklake 14

Friday 18 October 2013 7:18

I went to a barber to get my afro edges taken off. He shaved my hair and left me with a twa. I had been natural for two years and I had to start all over. I trust very few people with my afro.

KimmyCupZ 21

Friday 18 October 2013 9:16

Well, hair grows, OP so at least it isn't permanent :P

beautifulsoul89 11

Friday 18 October 2013 9:32

This is why we don't let friends cut our hair, last time I let someone I didn't research cut my hair...the bitch gave me a mullet so I gave her a black eye

Goblin182 26

Friday 18 October 2013 13:32

There is a reason hairdressers go to school for a year and are liscensed by the state.

not14anymore 3

Friday 18 October 2013 15:02

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GET STUPID HAIRCUTS

Slavgaard 16

Friday 18 October 2013 16:05

Friends don't let friend cut anything on your body....

ladybuglet 22

Friday 18 October 2013 16:13

Never let friends cut your hair.

mcdewme 6

Saturday 19 October 2013 0:19

Homeward bound. You got that from homeward bound.

katiepda 11

Saturday 19 October 2013 17:35

lol the same thing happened to me. thank God hair grows back, just not far enough.

SailorSolaris 43

Thursday 13 February 2014 20:56

I only let one friend cut my hair, and she's a professional stylist. As well as my sister-in-law. Wonderful woman, really.

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Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML

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