Today I listened to a telemarketer speak about a product that...

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By MielieMan - 02/08/2017 09:31 - South Africa

Today I listened to a telemarketer speak about a product that I wasn't at all interested in because I have no friends and at least someone was willing to have a conversation with me. FML

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