How on earth do you use it that long without noticing?

So... how gross are your teeth now? I hope you are ok. Who knows, maybe if you accidentally ingested some of the cream you might become like Spiderman and get 'whitening powers' in which everything you touch loses its colour. Your hair turns white, your blood loses its red taint and your lips start to look like white sausages. You recall how, at first, you fought your arch nemesis, but failed. You defeated her hair but she fought back and now.... she haunts your dreams. Cruella de Ville. And the criminals shiver in fear as you thwart their plans for perfect tans and bleach their eyebrows to look hairless.

the Google translate app allows you to translate through pictures, it opens your camera you hover over the words you want translated and it translates it

are you a weeaboo?

Sounds like a japanese porno to me...

wait, so u either can read Japanese and just didn't care to check, or you can't and moved down their because your a weeb.

Well I sympathize with you, but even if it was actually real toothpaste that tasted bad, you should have gotten a replacement.

What section of the store where you buying it from???