Kids: Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of...

By The Selfie Parent - 04/11/2014 21:48 - Canada - Mount Pearl

Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By rain1 - 06/01/2014 02:54 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 23:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

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By jena - 22/08/2018 22:00

Today, my daughter called 911. Why? Because she couldn't get the images to show up on her phone. She's 12. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 07:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

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It's all downhill from here

By Go Mom...?! - 09/06/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I'm a 20 year-old guy, and my 52 year-old mom has aged really well and looks around the same age as me. Meanwhile, I'm aging poorly and fear that I may soon look as old as she actually is. FML

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By MusicLover18 - 03/09/2014 23:35 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

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Say it ain't so

By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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Cut her off

By psychobunnycutie - 29/01/2021 14:02

Today, my mom messaged me and was acting weird, we don't have a real relationship. Turns out, she wanted to tell me to stop posting selfies because "it's making her feel bad about her appearance." The worst part? She said, "My husband likes you more than me sexually." That's your big concern? FML

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Wednesday 5 November 2014 10:21

That sounds like a very odd test. I don't know in what type of test that would be an appropriate question, but that was a great answer.

Ichiya 29

Wednesday 5 November 2014 10:22

Selfies aren't for anyone really.

Comments

TheQuietGuardian 1

Thursday 6 November 2014 2:06

there are a lot of twelve-year olds are on here?

SirSwirvithanGP 11

Thursday 6 November 2014 4:30

Oh, this generation is getting better and better, and I'm proud to be a part of it. (Sarcasm)

VoodooPriestess 16

Thursday 6 November 2014 4:54

I translate this to older people should know better.

willliamfriend 18

Thursday 6 November 2014 5:51

Lol

YellowKettleBell 31

Friday 7 November 2014 3:08

what was this a test for// we need a follow up

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Saturday 8 November 2014 16:26

The word selfie should be illegal

Jaevwyn 17

Monday 10 November 2014 15:21

Its true

elliehanold 11

Friday 14 November 2014 5:54

Ur daughter sounds awesome

americanafrican 32

Saturday 13 December 2014 17:28

people these days....kill em with fire

americanafrican 32

Thursday 18 December 2014 11:23

kill it with lots and lots of fire

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