By fattymcbutterpants - 19/06/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Just be glad it was a blanket and NOT your leg.

how did you decide that the best way to silence a dog was to let him hump something?

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There are too many dogs as it is. if the dog gets out and impregnates a stray, then the puppies will be strays, and they'll have puppies, and their puppies will have puppies etc, until there isn't anymore room in the shelters and they all get put down. neutering or spaying a dog is painless, balances their hormone levels, making them happier, and soothes their temperament. if they aren't breeding their dog then their's nothing wrong with getting him fixed.

EmmaLiSylvest 0

jtfo sorry that's hairlous

was the dog neutered, because if it wasn't that might of bin it's instinct

How did you find out that was the only way to get him to stop. Here is an idea he barks kick him in the balls then he wont want to hump. Oh and be ready to call 911 in case the dog attacks you. Fyl

at least you don't join in and spoon with the dog

i would have shot it and stuffed it before the parents came home

You should make him lick you to return the favor

bubo_fml 10

I used to give a dog a balloon to hump. The balloon would pop right in the middle of the boning session, the dog would leap, yelp & run away...Funny shit!!