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There are too many dogs as it is. if the dog gets out and impregnates a stray, then the puppies will be strays, and they'll have puppies, and their puppies will have puppies etc, until there isn't anymore room in the shelters and they all get put down. neutering or spaying a dog is painless, balances their hormone levels, making them happier, and soothes their temperament. if they aren't breeding their dog then their's nothing wrong with getting him fixed.
was the dog neutered, because if it wasn't that might of bin it's instinct
How did you find out that was the only way to get him to stop. Here is an idea he barks kick him in the balls then he wont want to hump. Oh and be ready to call 911 in case the dog attacks you. Fyl
lol
at least you don't join in and spoon with the dog
aha that's hilarious!
i would have shot it and stuffed it before the parents came home
You should make him lick you to return the favor
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Just be glad it was a blanket and NOT your leg.
how did you decide that the best way to silence a dog was to let him hump something?