Today, I'm still dreaming about my ex dearly, even though I already... - FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 13:54 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I'm still dreaming about my ex dearly, even though I already have a new girlfriend. I couldn't find in my heart to completely move on from her, because I told her that she would always have a special place in my heart. I feel bad about it, but I still can't change it. FML

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