Love: Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend... - FML

By BetterThanFake - 13/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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By sumi - 01/06/2021 22:00

Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML

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By justanidiot - 20/09/2020 22:01 - United States - Macon

Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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By me - 07/03/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By Misha - 05/06/2022 06:00

Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML

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Top comments

corgi 6

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:13

So, technically, you guys are still together.

Orchid_fml 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:13

are you twelve ? awee it's cute that you're allowed to use the computer .

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IndigoFuckYou 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:23

now, that last bit is somewhat stupid. many relationships start without physical contact or meeting the person. like mine, and we've been happily dating for almost five months.

campana1024 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:38

Why the **** ru making fake myspace profiles to see if ur bf would cheat, glad u got dumped

vivalapimp 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:40

what a bitch. he obviously likes you then

lenamartinovic 13

Friday 19 August 2011 2:39

YDI for using myspace.

SupaDupaMouse 2

Friday 19 August 2011 10:10

MYSPACE!!!??? what u still on that for??

ZielZone 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 14:32

idiot

SirWTF 10

Saturday 8 October 2011 3:48

YDI for getting in the way of your own relationship, hehe.

Shelberry16 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:48

wow, what a douche..

Gilliam999 0

Friday 10 February 2012 13:15

I completely agree with what you did he shouldn't have flirted with someone else and now you no he's no good for you

Shabbarbie 0

Monday 30 July 2012 12:12

people still use MySpace?

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