By Zephyric - 02/02/2010 06:57 - United States

Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
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null_fml 11

I know it's not completely relevant, but the FML totally reminded me of this joke... Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on??" "Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Well, isn't that nice? A new friend you have so much in common with :/

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FerrariCake 2

Did she live at your house and was her name Sybil?

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HungOverBat 0

I am gonna call BS on this one. So you happen to be in a random chat with someone who happens to go to your school. That part is kinda unbelieveable, but I will go with that. You guys exchanged facebooks. One of you would have the relationship status (in a relationship with ) the boyfriend. Also, you guys would probally post stuff on the wall or have pictures with the boyfriend. This is so fake

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Sekococo 0

@42 stop smoking crack and either you enjoy the FML OR NOT. Site rules don't troll to ruin to FML for others >:(. And OP either you both got Ex's or you guys have a open relationship.

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Adam2092 0

u found out just in time now kick his ass

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DynamicDave 11

How is this an FML? You made a new friend! And you guys have a lot in common!

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ChiackenMaster 2

Hopefully you didn't already overreact to this. Play it cool, and act like nothing is wrong. In fact, even if it grosses you out, continue doing any and EVERY thing you would normally do with him, she should do the same. Then one day you should give him a special treat: Invite another woman into the bedroom... Her. He will go through a range of emotions from "yay every guys fantasy" to "oh crap." Kiss a little... Get naked a little. Start in on him. Right when he is almost at the mountaintop punch him in the nicely exposed balls and say these words "So I met this really nice person in a chat. We got to know eachother and it turns out we have a lot in common... Even the same cheating boyfriend." One more good shot to the testes and then you may walk out. This is all, mind you, if you don't mind tarnishing your reputations a little for epic vengeance. PS Spare me the details if you do it, the whole two girls thing does nothing for me. I only wanna hear the (tee hee) punch line.

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ChiackenMaster 2

Well when you are the youngest of seven lunatic children, raised by two mentally f-ed parents... You either gotta be more evil than everyone else combined, or really enjoy being walked on. Shoe prints don't go with this jacket so... PS No worries on the dating comment, happily married to a woman who endorsed that plan, but offered this alternate: Knock him out, drag him into the woods, strip his clothing, and cover him in honey. Let nature run it's course.

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willowbeauty 0

Not everyone posts a relationship status on their facebook profile, and not everyone puts a name with it. You're also assuming that the cheater has a facebook profile at all. Plus, sometimes people in relationships don't communicate on facebook. My husband and I never have, even when we were just dating. Also, it could be that they found out everything they had in common BECAUSE they traded facebook information. Don't be thick.

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willowbeauty 0

My comment was at #42, btw

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lickmyjock 0

mmm don't you just love a clam sandwich?

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clakepeanut 0

woah!! that's not cool!!

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