By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
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You deserved it 61 457
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Jason_fml 0

Don't be a cheating jackass and shit like that won't happen.

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Tri_fml 5

Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before ******* around. Douchebag.

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b023d 0

bl :( you shouldn't have done it but still... that sucks

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FYL_hardd 0

ydi, even if drunk, you shouldnt cheat on your gf.

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182crazyking 9

What justifies getting so drunk you want to hook up with any living thing you see? YDI

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ntherewas1 11

I guess it seems you're drawn to girls of a type.

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Jason_fml 0

Don't be a cheating jackass and shit like that won't happen.

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Tri_fml 5

Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before ******* around. Douchebag.

192 3
Jimmy_fml 0

You should probably pay more attention to your girlfriends and her life rather than just using her for the sex.

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Iron_and_Wine 0

Why not avoid cheating altogether? You deserved that one.

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HyperFlirt 0

Wow. You should of told your girlfriend!

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Patman1012 0

words cannot describe how much exactly you suck, but hopefully someday we'll get close. still, you're a complete douchebag and I hope the girl you hooked up with has syphilis.

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