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By RIPLife - 24/03/2016 14:03 - Switzerland - Carouge

Today, I managed to have 17 different nosebleeds throughout the most important job interview of my life. I managed to bleed all over my own suit, my résumé, the carpet, and the corridor leading to the bathroom. FML

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By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Parker

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 18:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By spit saliva spit - 07/08/2019 20:00

Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML

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By anon - 27/03/2015 20:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

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By BMXDude22 - 06/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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By ... - 12/02/2019 18:00

Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML

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By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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ABlindMan 17

Thursday 24 March 2016 19:39

Ouch, that really sucks OP. I'm sure they'll understand though, it's not like you purposefully got a nose bleed.

Skinyrd 17

Thursday 24 March 2016 19:39

That's bloody unpleasant, mate

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Tannasgh 22

Friday 25 March 2016 3:32

Too bad you weren't applying at a blood bank...

clair_brodie 35

Friday 25 March 2016 4:47

At any point did you consider the emergency room?

turdwrangler 18

Friday 25 March 2016 5:13

I've gotten random nosebleeds before but never that often.

PaulieXP 16

Friday 25 March 2016 13:34

Master Roshi why are you looking for a job?

Tomryan279 10

Friday 25 March 2016 13:50

I didn't realize you had to donate blood during a job interview.

vikky538 28

Friday 25 March 2016 16:27

Let the true blood flow in your career! Sorry OP. I feel ya. I had that problem before.

danman27 15

Friday 25 March 2016 18:52

Maybe you should bring a napkin with you, and just play it off like you're blowing your nose

thelazytree9 16

Friday 25 March 2016 21:06

Lay off the blow

Miss_Loki 4

Saturday 26 March 2016 0:22

Did you get the job though?!

KxHoneyCombxP 24

Saturday 26 March 2016 6:51

Wow. This is the realist FML. I totally feel you.

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