Oh, hai Mark!

By hi Mum - 11/12/2013 19:59 - United States - North Charleston

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Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
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luke_nylan 7

Mum: *flies plane to the continent you live on* Mum: are you guys having sex? Mum: *flies back*

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nikkon416 13

Did you put a sock on the door?

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TheCanucklehead 22

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Arrow44 10

You should have been like "It's fun time!" to your mother. I hope that's what you meant but either way it's not funny.

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pepsi_ftw 13

It's a mother's love for their child. I know it definitely sucks but she means no harm. :)

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Exhaling 12

It shows that she loves you that much if she travels to another continent to see you! :D

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awkwardloveannie 28

I think mums child is tryna get love from someone else at the moment

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Kamon97 23

Sounds like an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond haha

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cryssycakesx3 22

oh 53 I'd like to punch her right in the throat. damn that. I wish my MIL would try to treat me like that especially in my own house. she's be put back into her place. *sigh* I guess I forget sometimes that it is TV and supposed to get you worked up.

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MrRazzle 4

You sound like one of those old fashioned males... except for the male part.

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SThompson90 7

You visit a child a few cities over unannounced. You don't visit a child in another damn continent unannounced.

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nikkon416 13

Did you put a sock on the door?

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evolute72113 9

They probably gave a different custom where he is

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XIceBlueX 21

The sock on the door is an unwritten international symbol.

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onlychildFTW 33

Exactly, everyone knows what it means. Though living by ones self, no roommate, no need for a sock; ignore the door and pretend to not be home.

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luke_nylan 7

Mum: *flies plane to the continent you live on* Mum: are you guys having sex? Mum: *flies back*

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mikeyjustapepsi 3

It kinda is top comment based on the likes sooo :p go back to ifunny

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WellThatSucked89 13

I can see it now: "I flew all the way from (insert country) to see you, and had my flightmate fart something awful, and this is what I find?!"

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cryssycakesx3 22

oh ifunny. what a ridiculous app that it. I deleted it when it became "repost for naked exgf photos/cool new lockscreens"

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junkman6 22

An ocean wasn't even enough of a buffer zone. Your mother is scarier than Estelle Costanza.

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