Love: Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML - FML

By Daryll - 22/01/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Cary - 26/12/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

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Hey

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 00:01 - Canada

Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML

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By Username - 29/11/2010 14:22

Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

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By x - 12/11/2012 02:16 - United States - Lake Placid

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML

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Harsh

By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 16:59

Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML

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Jumping the gun

By mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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Go compaaaaaaare

By Unloved - 11/07/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, while I was gaming, a girl using voice chat was probably the most polite person I have ever encountered in my life. It was only after I logged off that I realized she spoke to me with more affection and respect than my own mother ever has in my entire life. FML

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Desperate times, desperate, dumb measures

By WTFiswrongwithme - 03/03/2020 00:01

Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML

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coffeeicecream 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:25

was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...

TheBigDawg 8

Friday 27 February 2009 5:16

Was it Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? :P

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anonymous_user 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 6:49

LOL at #3 and sounds more like f her life... and hahaha still laughing at #3

CrunkCupcake97 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:09

So.

Kupokupupo 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:28

bah. nice

kornonthecobb 0

Friday 18 September 2009 21:17

burrrrrrn lol nice

kornonthecobb 0

Friday 18 September 2009 21:22

lol i love that show u win #7

kornonthecobb 0

Friday 18 September 2009 21:23

i have a kinda low voice for a girl but its not like bass low lol

_DeadPixels_ 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:40

I have a lower voice than my boyfriend. Although, my voice is admittedly rather deep for a girl, and his relatively high for a guy. ...Not in a on-helium-squeaky way. Gah, you know what I mean XD

CaptMacLeod 45

Tuesday 27 October 2015 0:27

I'm with you here. I'm a tenor. My wife is an alto. My speaking voice has always been high, and hers lower. Why is this an FML??

Unsure_1 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 10:07

More like FHL.

jakeidk 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 7:25

that's a dudely chick!

coffeeicecream 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:25

was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...

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