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By Daryll - 22/01/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Cary - 26/12/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

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Hey

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 00:01 - Canada

Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML

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By Username - 29/11/2010 14:22

Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

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By x - 12/11/2012 02:16 - United States - Lake Placid

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML

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Harsh

By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 16:59

Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML

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Jumping the gun

By mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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Go compaaaaaaare

By Unloved - 11/07/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, while I was gaming, a girl using voice chat was probably the most polite person I have ever encountered in my life. It was only after I logged off that I realized she spoke to me with more affection and respect than my own mother ever has in my entire life. FML

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Desperate times, desperate, dumb measures

By WTFiswrongwithme - 03/03/2020 00:01

Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML

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coffeeicecream 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:25

was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...

TheBigDawg 8

Friday 27 February 2009 5:16

Was it Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? :P

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skyeyez9 24

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:19

I am 33 and when someone calls my house and I answer, they ask if my mom is home. Same thing if a stranger knocks on my door and I answer. They assume I am a teen and ask for my parents....I'm married and have a child. :/

hollyman 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:02

you met Britney Griner

narutou546 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:30

are you justin bieber

iluvlife797 2

Friday 22 July 2011 5:57

That's he fml!!

IndigoAcrylic 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:04

Perhaps it wasn't a girl (; Them transsexuals very are slyy xD

chipper901 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 19:04

he must be Justin beiber

browneyed 7

Friday 9 September 2011 22:12

isn't that an FML for her?

ella868 0

Monday 3 October 2011 6:52

Yay for female tenors!

eatpussy 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 14:36

Are you justin bieber?

EmilyExstatic 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:31

are you Justin Bieber?

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