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By Daryll - 22/01/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Cary - 26/12/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

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Hey

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 00:01 - Canada

Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML

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By Username - 29/11/2010 14:22

Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

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By x - 12/11/2012 02:16 - United States - Lake Placid

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML

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Harsh

By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 16:59

Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML

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Jumping the gun

By mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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Go compaaaaaaare

By Unloved - 11/07/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, while I was gaming, a girl using voice chat was probably the most polite person I have ever encountered in my life. It was only after I logged off that I realized she spoke to me with more affection and respect than my own mother ever has in my entire life. FML

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Desperate times, desperate, dumb measures

By WTFiswrongwithme - 03/03/2020 00:01

Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML

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coffeeicecream 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:25

was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...

TheBigDawg 8

Friday 27 February 2009 5:16

Was it Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? :P

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lolmigosh 15

Monday 2 January 2012 8:48

Are you Justin Bieber?

michellenKG 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:55

cool story bro

I_lost_the_game 25

Monday 5 March 2012 0:25

Obviously not a bass then, are you? Because honestly, have you heard Katy Perry?

ImTheAlpha 30

Saturday 5 May 2012 6:32

Boohoo, happens to almost every bøy at my school because my voice is deep. Get over it.

tmac9923_fml 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:00

Did it happen to be Brittany Griner?

AwesomeSkySky 1

Sunday 29 July 2012 0:08

That should be an FML for her not you

drayloon 50

Monday 7 January 2013 8:24

lol my girlfriend had a voice deeper than some guys I know. fortunately I'm a baritone, so I don't mind.

TwistedShadow 7

Sunday 3 March 2013 22:05

Are you justin bieber... or how ever you spell his name...

comment11111 39

Saturday 7 September 2013 14:38

so what...

Mabonga 12

Friday 29 November 2013 13:04

at least she had smaller feet

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