Miscellaneous: Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's...

By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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By MissAggravared - 19/11/2014 08:27 - United States - Meridian

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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Thanks Dad

By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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challan 19

Friday 15 March 2013 12:13

Op... What do you call the sweat between you and your wifes body during sex? Relative humidity.

jgriff79 23

Friday 15 March 2013 12:07

That cuts into the Christmas gifts.

Comments

WickedWolf 11

Saturday 16 March 2013 10:39

That's hilarious, I'd take full advantage if I where you, freak people out with it lol. You're not really related, so who cares for real? Lol XD

happyapy 16

Saturday 16 March 2013 21:48

You'll be married to your sister, but at least you didn't get married to your sister.

ninad7 12

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:18

dafuq?!

ArmyMPAk 2

Sunday 17 March 2013 6:51

Welcome to the south!!!

ajh557 22

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:43

Wow your stoked... It's actually kind of cool tho

itszlo 8

Monday 18 March 2013 0:19

Haha small world lol

PonyTails13 3

Monday 18 March 2013 4:40

hopefully this won't lead to the whole "i'm my own grampa" song

Brit_1998 9

Thursday 21 March 2013 20:06

total I'm my own grandpa moment!!

Fishorelly 7

Saturday 23 March 2013 9:51

What a total mind-****!!!

snegec 7

Tuesday 16 April 2013 14:39

Genetically speaking, she won't be your sister. Ever.

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