Today, I met this cute girl at a college program and talked a... - FML

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By Alex - 14/11/2018 04:11

Today, I met this cute girl at a college program and talked a bunch with her over text. It turns out she and an old friend of mine went to the same college, so trying to start a conversation with her, told her to look out for him because he's a nice kid. They ended up getting together.. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 17 November 2018 2:17

Well, you did kinda set them up, so it's only fair they got together after you went to all that trouble. In future, don't recommend another guy when you meet a girl you like.

ohsnapword 21

Friday 16 November 2018 4:32

I don't get it. You're upset that a girl hooked up with your friend that you told her was nice?

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ohsnapword 21

Friday 16 November 2018 4:32

I don't get it. You're upset that a girl hooked up with your friend that you told her was nice?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 17 November 2018 2:17

Well, you did kinda set them up, so it's only fair they got together after you went to all that trouble. In future, don't recommend another guy when you meet a girl you like.

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