By SApprentice - 19/12/2012 05:02 - United States - Harrisonburg

Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML
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SApprentice 34

I walk my cat on a leash and harness, instead of letting him roam, because I love him and do not want him to become lost to me. He really enjoys it and actually begs at the door to go for his walk. My neighbors are just trashy. They sit on their porches and loudly talk about the people who go by, which includes me whenever I try to walk my cat before I go to work. They are disturbingly proud of themselves, and seem to feed off of each other, with each malicious comment earning praise and support from their group. I... I just hate them so much. They don't seem to do anything. I don't know what they do for work. They're just always sitting on one of two porches, being dicks to everyone and adding new tidbits of trash to the landscape.

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godisnowhere41 5

I hate to break it to you, but it's quite possible you're living near white trash

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AerBear115 15

If it makes you feel better I use to walk my cat on a leash :)

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OfficeNinja 5

You never know when you might need to take a shit in the front yard! But at least I would fill the old toilet with dirt and plant flowers in it.

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isamisis 9

I would pay $10 to a neighbor kid to literally use the toilet. Telling the homeless of these items would make some very happy.

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UltimateGIRness 16

When I saw this FML I automatically thought of Georgia. My family has a couch in their yard. Oh well nothin wrong with rednecks

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hutto87 3

So why do you walk a cat you sir r the crazy one

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MP78_fml 7

By south do you mean southern hemisphere, South America, south detroit, etc? Oh, you're trying to make one of those annoying jokes about southern citizens of America? We're supposed to be dumb, racist, and trashy, right? So is that why there's this amazing art gallery founded by a well-known company here? I guess Crystal Bridges is just irrelevent. I mean, it's not like there are idiots all over the world, just in "the south". Let me highlight that this text is highly filled with rhetoric and irony, just in case your small, prejudice brain can't comprehend.

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MrsAlexander83 10

I think all of it is odd behavior. LOL. I hear walking your car on a leash though is the new fad like the chihuahuas in a bag.

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Ameel_fml 19

Actually, walking cats on a leash is called being responsible. It's better than leaving a cat indoors all day and night, and it's safer than letting them roam the neighborhood and potentially get run over by a car.

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lilacgold 16

This reminds me of a lolcat I once saw, captioned "BRB, taking the cat for a drag"...

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kyiomi 18

I walk my cat on a leash and all my neighbors think it is cute. Your life really does suck! All my pity goes to you!

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