Love: Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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You deserved it 6 282

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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You deserved it 225

By Maddie - 20/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 913

You deserved it 5 631

By Anonymous - 16/07/2019 02:01

Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML

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You deserved it 136

By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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You deserved it 2 684

By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 954

You deserved it 3 489

By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 985

You deserved it 6 876

By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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You deserved it 4 524

By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 447

You deserved it 3 120

By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 205

You deserved it 4 987

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:18

Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.

SamSwebb 24

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:13

At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)

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therouni 23

Monday 26 January 2015 10:54

Well, can't blame a girl for looking. Touching is out of line, but I'd take it as a compliment.

Sheepalicious 20

Monday 26 January 2015 11:49

Dump him and date her.

iLikeherBs 5

Monday 26 January 2015 18:07

He is probably gay

gabagabaheyu 10

Monday 26 January 2015 21:26

switch teams?

Badkarma4u 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:49

Is it me or does anyone else hear 70's guitar music when reading that. Dun dun duuun chicka wacka chicka wacka chicka wacka dudum.

nobislee 0

Tuesday 27 January 2015 21:28

Sounds like you should be dating the sister if he can't appreciate your body

DaltonZ 9

Wednesday 28 January 2015 20:25

I'm not so sure how that's a bad thing. Someone finds you attractive.

someguyhere 12

Wednesday 28 January 2015 21:24

Just keep and open mind and leave some options open....

truestoryjames 11

Thursday 29 January 2015 7:45

Maybe she just has a thing for butts?

Whoop_whoop 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 19:08

looks like your boyfriend has some competition

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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Today, my wife waited until we’d been married for two weeks to tell me she has a mountain of credit card debt that she’s been hiding from me. This explains why she insisted the mortgage and car be in my name, her credit score is so low that it’s almost a double digit FML

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Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML

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Today, I reconnected with someone who'd stopped talking to me when I told him his wife was unstable. He informed me that she'd had a violent meltdown and he now has a restraining order against her. He then angrily told me I'd only made a "lucky guess" and screamed at me for "gaslighting" him when I disagreed. FML

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Today, the phrase "To share everything with one's friends" took a pretty unexpected meaning when a friend of mine asked me for a date. When I told him how unlikely it was to happen because of my friendship with his girlfriend, he answered that it was no excuse as she fell in love with me too. FML

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Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

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Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML

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Today, despite being hearing impaired, I just spent an hour on the phone with Comcast setting up my mom's internet, because my sister who hears fine is "too busy." FML

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