By CambodianAsshole - 25/12/2012 06:41 - United States - Placentia

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
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shaagy2760 13

I think it's a sign to get a car and a license

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Well now that you have the road side assistance package, the only logical thing to do is get a license and go get a vehicle! Come on OP, think of all the money you'll save since your parents already got you the road-side assistance package...

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redmnky21 8

you still can use out when your friends drive you around. they're trying to make sure you don't get stuck somewhere without help. .. stupid teenagers

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winkydog4056 16

Perhaps OP's post name is a clue to why his parents gave him the gift they did.....

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limerx 1

Good point... I don't think you can use those on boats....

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Epikouros 31

Didn't your parents drive you around when you were a kid? It's time to return the favor.

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maz95 17

That sucks..but at least you've got something that'll come in handy.

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perdix 29

Hint: Your parents are sick and tired of being your ******* chauffeur! Learn to drive and become an adult.

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nycwrestler 17

I sense a lot of hate

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skyeyez9 24

Well, this would be an FML if you are years away from being able to drive, like 12yrs old. If you are 16-17, get yourself a job at Starbucks or somewhere, save up money for driver's ed and a car. Sell old unwanted items on craigslist for extra cash.

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