Miscellaneous: Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could...

By Ali - 07/07/2012 20:23 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML

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By lostmystuff - 07/07/2013 06:35 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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Bye bye clothes

By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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Finally

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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Gifted

By YYY - 29/05/2019 18:00

Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML

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By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By boogery - 26/01/2015 19:17 - United States

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

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Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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By Cheech - 29/06/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML

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BRLHP 24

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:21

He was just doing his job.

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:21

Hey, think about it this way OP. The hobos that visit the junkyard or the garbage dump will have a new wardrobe! :D It's a win for them.

Comments

Callyn 47

Sunday 8 July 2012 2:12

Why did you need to go back outside? Why didn't you just put them into your car right away? I don't see how this is not your fault for leaving your things next to the street on garbage day.

perdix 29

Sunday 8 July 2012 2:14

I doubt the garbageman is a fashionista, but he took a quick look at your clothes and made the right call. Jeggings? Really?!?!

brohamas16 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 2:18

Well.....whose fault is that?

Enslaved 36

Sunday 8 July 2012 2:30

I also have a recycling pick up and if I try to sneak something in that's not recyclable (ex: raked up leaves) I'm stuck with it until I remove it. :P

Unbweavable 17

Sunday 8 July 2012 2:33

So you put a filled trash bag in the place where garbage men pick up trash & you expected a different outcome?

lowie89 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 2:43

Reminds me of toy story 3

kenleybunch 15

Sunday 8 July 2012 2:56

On the bright side, you can have a fresh new wardrobe! :)

russfml 31

Sunday 8 July 2012 3:12

Think of it as a sign of maybe your old clothing didn't suit you and it's time for something new but ya you totally deserve it lol

Briiyahh 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 3:47

That was kinda stupid to do OP

eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 8 July 2012 3:54

Makes me think of Toy Story 3 where the toys (except Woody) are in a garbage bag, and they almost get thrown into the garbage truck, but they manage to escape in time :)