Intimacy: Cheeky

Cheeky

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 669

You deserved it 4 364

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By anonymous - 04/12/2010 12:03 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing about how he was too busy for me. During that conversation, he was texting his best friend and then called by his brother to drive him home. Instead of returning to finish our conversation, he left to prepare for his fishing trip with his mates tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 339

You deserved it 6 084

Master manipulator

By Aninta - 12/03/2023 03:00

Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 974

You deserved it 140

By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 519

You deserved it 3 498

By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 869

You deserved it 3 716

By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108 358

You deserved it 26 546

By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 303

You deserved it 8 420

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 855

You deserved it 128

By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 887

You deserved it 5 011

When the cat's away…

By F*ckyouRoss - 06/03/2021 20:30 - Brazil - Sao Paulo

Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 169

You deserved it 287

By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 079

You deserved it 6 290

philzilla 1

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:22

look on the bright side, at least you're still having sex

Anti666 17

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:22

That's bullshit OP, find someone who doesn't just want sex.

Comments

sapphirestar 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:19

fyl.. You deserve someone better!

GraysonIsFail 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:58

you don't know that. maybe he deserves someone better?

starile 19

Wednesday 22 September 2010 17:10

The boyfriend is stupid and inconsiderate.

GraysonIsFail 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 17:13

she could be some drug enraged looney who sleeps around, who knows.

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 0:49

yea u can get laid like all the time.

FUGYU 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 2:06

I agree with 8, we don't know how awful OP is either.

drakem 7

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:19

god dam none of my postsare showing up. but kill him nao

philzilla 1

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:22

look on the bright side, at least you're still having sex

itsgabriellee 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 2:44

I don't think that is what the OP wants though.

Anti666 17

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:22

That's bullshit OP, find someone who doesn't just want sex.

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 25 September 2010 0:46

They said 'who doesn't just want sex', not 'who doesn't want sex'. Do you see a difference between those two statements?

goloso 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:24

my ex said yes to that lol...

perdix 29

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:28

And you think you are better than the ordinary run-of-the-mill Booty Call because . . .? I don't know which side of the "call more often" debate you were on, so I'll say YDI for not calling more often or for begin too clingy and annoying.