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By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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By AquaRevolver - 25/05/2009 10:35 - New Zealand

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 18:00

Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

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By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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By Josh - 13/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML

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By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

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soccerguy2 11

Monday 26 November 2012 16:00

Well paintballs hurt like a bitch so if she kept shooting you I don't blame you.

Kiki242 19

Monday 26 November 2012 16:01

You just stood there? we have legs for a reason.

Comments

ICastillo 24

Monday 26 November 2012 16:17

You got you a little G.I. Jane right there OP. We know whose going to protect who .

thecrapblog 8

Monday 26 November 2012 16:24

You have got to get your mancard renewed because it just expired from that paintball game. Do you not know how to play paintball? Looks like she's the one that wears the pants in that relationship with you... Is that video on youtube?

Accuraxy 10

Monday 26 November 2012 16:54

You just reastated like 3 of the above comments...

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 26 November 2012 17:38

29- Your comment was a tad bit sexist. Are you really implying that paintball is such a "man sport" that if a girl beats a guy, then he needs to renew his man card?

myeviltwin 20

Monday 26 November 2012 20:02

Not because he lost, but because he screamed like a little girl. Paintballs hurt but unless you got one in the eye or the nuts there is no reason to scream like a little girl (except if you are a little girl but then you probably shouldn't be playing paintball then)

qirde_15 5

Monday 26 November 2012 16:26

i would too if she shot down at my crotch

gracehi 31

Monday 26 November 2012 16:39

Keep her around. You'll want her on your side in the zombie apocalypse.

Cainicide 5

Monday 26 November 2012 16:43

Hah. I think you lose.

jershenq_95 7

Monday 26 November 2012 16:51

Ouch that hurts! Hah!

winkydog4056 16

Monday 26 November 2012 17:00

Try laser tag next time. Less ouchies!

mikeymayhem_87 15

Monday 26 November 2012 17:35

Boom!! Headshot!!

Enslaved 36

Monday 26 November 2012 17:52

Those things hurt! Some guns like the Angel and Ego can shoot up to 300 fps! I once got shot so hard the paintball torn a hole through my protective clothing. I'm all about fun but people really should respect gun safely better.

TurquoiseJesus 15

Monday 26 November 2012 21:11

The majority of paintball guns (except for maybe a $20 Walmart one) can hit 300 FPS easily. Most fields (at least where I'm at) require the speed to be around 275-285 FPS. Except in tournaments, then the speeds are higher.

StyrofoamTuph 1

Monday 26 November 2012 18:11

That's abuse. If a guy did that to a girl it would be unacceptable, but since a girl did it its okay.

jelly713 19

Monday 26 November 2012 18:46

That's sexist. Either way paintballs are painful as hell & leave welts on your skin. I consider it unacceptable to overdo shooting paintballs it in general.