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By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 796
You deserved it 25 012

Same thing different taste

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Well paintballs hurt like a bitch so if she kept shooting you I don't blame you.

You just stood there? we have legs for a reason.

Comments

Epikouros 31

You would have screamed harder if you had shot her...

Kallian_fml 21

Well it probably didn't hurt because you were hiding like a coward right up the back where you're only getting shot from long distances, or you wore a lot of protective clothing. Paintballs leave welts up close, and they can hurt like hell.

ideasrule 13

To everyone saying paintballs don't hurt: you're dead wrong. Sure, getting hit by one ball only causes a mild sting. But try getting hit repeatedly in the same spot and you'll be crying like a little baby, if you don't run before that.

My 14yo daughter and 10yo son play on speedball and milsim teams and never complained about it hurting, even at the Living Legends, In till you call out. It's not like u got a whole hopper unloaded on you. a ref woulda called out soon as you squealed!

ideasrule 13

When the OP said "She shot me mercilessly", unloading the hopper was exactly what I thought happened. She wouldn't have cared what the ref thought, because it was the end of the day.

The name of the video that is now on YouTube is...

Agreed, but its better than making an ass of yourself and totally obliterating her. Either way, people are gonna give you shit about it.

I would've gone Rambo on her if I was you man! When you're on the field, it's survival f the fittest

tinoman 8

Ok I play paintball and I don't think they hurt but whatever everyone has a first and I will admit the first time kinda hurt but once you get that adrenaline running it is so much fun and link to video please? Lol

IceColdSnow 11

Three options to do: be a douche, sissy, or a man. Douche: Shoot her and scream it in her face. Sissy: Run like hell for the farthest corner A Man: Take the pain an complain about it when your alone. Me personally, I would probably end up just like you.

If the video isn't already on YouTube tell them to post it?