Miscellaneous: Today, I posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some...

By gali-ma - 07/02/2015 12:52 - Australia

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thanks for that, dad. FML

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By disgusting - 31/05/2015 09:13 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML

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By Redhottt6 - 05/08/2016 01:24

Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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Roll with it

By jonasister - 15/04/2012 18:43 - Sweden - Lund

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

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By Almostlovedchild - 20/01/2017 18:00

Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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rachb007 11

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:53

Unfriend, block, therapy.

devildog562 33

Sunday 8 February 2015 6:01

Check and mate. Dad troll for the win. That's some seriously creepy stuff. First round on me .

Comments

ForeverJasmine 26

Sunday 8 February 2015 8:48

That's super weird..

ParisSosa 11

Sunday 8 February 2015 8:51

gross..

Louie_217 9

Sunday 8 February 2015 8:53

lol wtf that some weird stuff hahah

marryspencerreid 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 9:03

Hello therapy

born_hustla 26

Sunday 8 February 2015 9:21

I love his sense of humor but he should definitely keep it off FB! And obviously OP and her friends are old enough to be at a club with their parents' consent so I'm sure he's not drooling over a group of teenagers...God I hope not!

1dvos_grl3 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 9:21

Can't look at him the same now can you?

MykeGregory 9

Sunday 8 February 2015 9:29

just delete the comment?

cheeeksss 29

Sunday 8 February 2015 10:54

The problem is that OP's dad wrote a disturbing comment. Deleting it won't erase the fact that he did something inappropriate.

GingerRoot 13

Sunday 8 February 2015 13:41

Maybe he was looking at your friends.

TallMist 32

Friday 24 April 2015 23:24

That doesn't make it any better at all! OP's friends are most likely OP's age, meaning he's getting turned on by images of people his daughter's age. Depending on how old OP is, this could be evidence that her dad is a pedophile.