Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall....

By engaged - 29/03/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 09:17

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By lukey101 - 13/08/2020 05:01

Today, I was out to lunch when someone in the distance proposed to his partner. She said yes, everyone clapped and cheered. I, on the other hand, burst into tears and couldn't stop bawling for about half an hour. I'm a 32 year-old man and didn't even know the happy couple. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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By kingpin9219 - 30/05/2011 04:29 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

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Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

congrats but y a food court?

njwrestler171 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

ahh screw them CONGRADS

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new_sl4ng 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 7:49

#331- lol!

kjxmlxmon 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:03

at least she said yes. look at the BIG picture. someday you'll look back on this & laugh.

kjxmlxmon 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:03

at least she said yes. look at the BIG picture. someday you'll look back on this & laugh.

ful_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 13:42

Baby, I love you so much. What we have is so great... We need to get the government in on this!! And we need a bunch of other people to witness our Love in order for it to be real.

RDMC20 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 17:23

a food court? You're really pulling out all the stops here pal

suckerz 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 18:06

who cares that you got escorted out??? you just got engaged and you still think it's FYL???? pathetic...

lauren416 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:08

Why the **** would you propose in a food court? That's the most unromantic place ever! I'm surprised she said yes in the environment of burnt food and crying children- that's REAL romantic buddy!

Psycho_Bugler 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:18

I'm pretty sure this is a LML (Love My Life), not an FML. I would love to get kicked out of the food court to a giant applause.

aggieskate900 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:44

I agree with Psycho_Bugler. That's amazing. And just think. This is one of those proposal stories that everyone remembers. It's not like those wierdos who propose at basketball games. Later on in your lives, you'll look over at each other and say, "Hey honey, remember when we got arrested together after I proposed?" and you two can share some laughs, and grow further in love. Plus, I know this is kind of odd, but I think that what happened to you guys is really romantic. See, it's not when "I got arrested", it's when "WE got arrested TOGETHER." If it was just you, then yeah, it would be a real turn-off for your fiance, and it'd be a FML. But since it was something that you BOTH share. It's also definitely more exciting than any other proposal story I've ever heard of. If that happens to me when I propose to some lucky lady, if what happened to you happens to me, I won't mind it a bit. Congratulations, by the way, bro.