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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 20:02 - Canada

Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 10:10 - Netherlands

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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Missed opportunities, mixed signals

By Annabell - 07/08/2024 08:00 - United States - Louisa

Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML

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By whoops - 10/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML

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By gman - 12/09/2018 03:30

Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML

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Bad date

By Dammit Brain - 22/10/2020 20:02 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML

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By ouch - 03/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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manoverboard 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:06

So? What'd you expect?

sillylung 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:09

Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?

Comments

Paige_Nicole10 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:44

hmm thats what you get for sleeping with him before any sort of real commitment you idiot, he never gave a shit about you he just wanted some pussy. so go learn how to keep your damn legs closed if you cant handle that

giganticbrain 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:09

You need to learn some control. I'm sure your one of those people that brags about how many god damn people you ****. You make me sick.

JdpGators 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:11

That's because people named Chris are dumb. It's not their fault..=]

N3VVRmiNd 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:23

Stop calling people ***** and check yourselves out, dammit. Not everyone thinks the same, so get over yourself. If you're going to comment, use the main idea instead of her ******* someone. If she's a **** for ******* him, then so is your mother. And don't tell me what I already know cos I DO think my mom is a ****.

123sploosh 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:17

my hero

JFox 8

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:32

The definition of a **** is someone who sleeps around. She's a **** for ******* someone she barely knew. No one's saying that there is anything wrong with that. You're missing the point. I don't care that she slept with him. She deserves it because what did she expect to happen ? If you want a relationship with someone, you work on developing that relationship before you have sex. If you just want sex, fine, but don't get upset when you're not remembered. You can't be a booty call for someone then expect them to want a relationship. I absolutely am "using the main idea."

reidcamphor 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 6:24

I'm tired of our society thinking its ok to screw every girl/guy with genitals cause we have "urges." Are you so ******* weak that you can't control yourself? Are you that much of a tool that you don't give a shit about your body. You will live the rest of your life with a tainted soul for every person you screw. If they don't remember or cherish you after Intimacy, the most intimate of human relations, you're a ******* ****. Have some damn respect and have some self control, society fails in accepting the man ******, and modern ***** of our time. IT IS NOT OK and it never should be, i know people in high school where like 23% of the populous has herpes. WTF is that shit? Its not ok and she deserved it for not respecting her body or herself and also for screwing a dong that doesn't even remember her!! She is an idiot and I hope she learned a lesson!!

cdehaan 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:00

Everyone says sleeping around is disrespectful to your body. I'm not sure why people think that. If you're safe and not out to hurt anyone, then it's just doing something fun. I think eating junk food is far more disrespectful to your own body than lots of sex. As for not being remembered, well, them the breaks.

JFox 8

Friday 21 August 2009 0:41

Because you're letting a person that doesn't care about you, or even remember your name, use your body for something that should be intimate. I don't buy into waiting for marriage, but two people should at least have a mutual respect for one another.

kc8nlr 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:45

Also, enjoy your STI

Than_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 10:08

What made you think he'd remember your name after 3 months?

ashleeee 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:32

lol she just had some high hopes !

Squireav 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:35

YDI if you sleep around that casually

ArtOfLife 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:16

Hahaha! I know him! He's an asshole, but you're also very stupid.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 14 September 2009 9:02

Yes, because the name Chris is so rare. It MUST be the one you know.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 14 September 2009 8:58

YDI for not being memorable. YDI for ******* someone who won't remember your name or recognise you. YDI for still being friendly toward him after you were so obviously blown off. YDI for remembering his name.