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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 20:02 - Canada

Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 10:10 - Netherlands

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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Missed opportunities, mixed signals

By Annabell - 07/08/2024 08:00 - United States - Louisa

Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML

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Exclusivity

By whoops - 10/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML

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By gman - 12/09/2018 03:30

Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML

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Bad date

By Dammit Brain - 22/10/2020 20:02 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML

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By ouch - 03/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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manoverboard 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:06

So? What'd you expect?

sillylung 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:09

Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?

Comments

kc8nlr 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:39

YDI for having terrible grammar AND taste in men...

Nish007 15

Sunday 22 January 2012 11:54

hahaha

Phyre24 17

Friday 17 February 2012 14:32

Well for all you know he could of had some accident or something and had amnesia. Don't assume he's a forgetful player. Anything is possible.

TheEpicPies 15

Thursday 7 June 2012 19:00

Memory loss much!

Ayla_Abriel 1

Thursday 9 August 2012 3:06

At least he thinks you're cute??

chrissyodol 10

Sunday 1 June 2014 17:31

At least he thinks you're cute lol

alex_gen 38

Monday 22 September 2014 8:47

So you slept with a guy that doesn't know your name. Not really confident in your taste in men.

annajo_24 9

Sunday 15 March 2015 20:57

why did you hug him?

bellawood 18

Monday 28 September 2015 11:47

Op here. Just to clarify he looked really cute and looked sad at the time, so me being me I decided to hug him. Afterwards he told me to never do it again. That was a failed crush