By wat_dafuq_bro - 06/05/2013 06:06

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML
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DocBastard 38

Really? She hit you with a mace? Where does one buy a big spiked iron ball on a stick these days? I could really use one.

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Ambient25 24

You should put her number on Craigslist

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ShenaniganNinja 20

That's called assault. Don't let her get away with it just cause she's a woman. Violence of any kind be it a man towards a woman or a woman towards a man, is unacceptable.

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ZombieSazza 34

Welp, this is why she's your ex! But seriously, if any ex of mine is mature enough to just say "hi", it's polite and civil to return the conversation. Don't ******* mace the guy!!! But you should report her, that's assault.

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msmclovin 4

Either she's a crazy bitch or you were crazy hike you two were together

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Sterase 5

Why would you go up to her? O.o just get on with your business lol.. No need to announce yourself.

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blackwidowtaco 31

Yeah, I agree with the other posters. If she was your ex, there's a reason you broke up & it probably would of been best not to try and speak with her. Especially if she's psycho like that.

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Nat52482 25

Pretty sure that qualifies as assault....

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Mcstud1y 30

Should have counter struck

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R2A8 17

What’s does ‘Macing’ mean?

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