Love: The ex from hell

The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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You deserved it 1 958

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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You deserved it 38 550

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 05:16 - Canada

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

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You deserved it 21 179

By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 208

You deserved it 24 731

By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 799

Strategic

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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You deserved it 95 436

Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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You deserved it 297

By e.middlechild - 13/06/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML

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You deserved it 3 720

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

Oh, hi…

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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You deserved it 31 217

Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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You deserved it 2 041

duduv2 20

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:10

wow that just made him look stupid you still got a chance with her.

IvyChennyChen 21

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:31

you definitely deserve a date OP best of luck and please follow up ^~^

Comments

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:09

Ex's can be terrible. Sorry OP.

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:12

Even worse if it is a crushes ex. They can be jealous assholes.

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:17

Exes*

NotGabe 28

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:26

For future references, you can edit comments you made up to 120 seconds after posting so you won't have to respond to yourself.

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:33

For someone who calls himself comment king, you certainly didn't grasp the art of commenting.

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:53

#18 read my bio

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:55

#14 yeah I didn't know that. Sorry for any inconveniences with you guys. I don't exactly have amazing grammar at 2 in the morning

duduv2 20

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:10

wow that just made him look stupid you still got a chance with her.

welpwelpwelp 16

Sunday 12 July 2015 20:09

GUYS I GOT A DATE WITH HER HOLY SHIT

grimpeeper 13

Monday 13 July 2015 5:55

Nice.

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:11

Especially if it's a crushes ex.

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:32

you replied to yourself four times and still managed to incorrectly write crush's ex

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 9:00

You really live up to your name #17

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:40

#41 yes I know

Schala360 27

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:12

That gives you something to talk about the next time you see her

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:46

"Yeah hey, remember the time your drunken ex puked all over me? Good times..." er no. That is super awkward. **** OP's life.

nomrana 14

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:12

Why is her ex still there ? Is she still in touch wif him? If yes... then she's a no no

gracehi 31

Thursday 9 July 2015 13:56

Because exes absolutely never maintain the same circles of friends?

JustinJK 21

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:13

Should have thrown up on him in return!

Eyalsh 32

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:15

well, you broke the ice and the tension. go up to her next time you see her and just ask her again. i think she won't decline if she's been with an asswipe before.