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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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TrinityisLife 22

Sunday 2 June 2013 2:46

Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........

whiteboy896 9

Sunday 2 June 2013 2:45

whata lazy ****

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imtooshy 18

Sunday 2 June 2013 2:52

I'd straight up punch her right in her dumb face! That kinda shit is pure gross. I'd be snapping right about now.

sarah6786 14

Sunday 2 June 2013 8:26

"straight up"...

pandamimo 5

Sunday 2 June 2013 9:10

67- you forgot "dumb face," pure gross," and "be snapping."

Nysha 17

Sunday 2 June 2013 3:00

Well the story is appropriately gross, but the nickname is juuust about stupid enough to drown out the amusement value of the story.

hellonyancat 6

Sunday 2 June 2013 10:02

Seriously. It makes me want to click YDI.

pbonham 22

Sunday 2 June 2013 3:12

At the start I thought you meant half of the pair you were wearing :S

asherm 15

Sunday 2 June 2013 3:13

Time for lock on your door if you can't get rid of roomie.

Koios 30

Sunday 2 June 2013 3:15

Itching powder is pretty cheap.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 2 June 2013 3:19

At first, I thought the OP was talking about the pair of underpants she was wearing at the time were cut in half and missing. :P

allie2590 31

Sunday 2 June 2013 5:59

I thought this too haha.

uoeno_fml 20

Sunday 2 June 2013 3:36

You're username hahaha

kpc2424 13

Sunday 2 June 2013 3:40

Lmao! I totally read that wrong the first time and thought to myself which half were missing?

jamnglamgirlie 17

Sunday 2 June 2013 3:46

Burn them all. There really is no going back after such a disgusting discovery.

Olympiakos10 15

Sunday 2 June 2013 4:14

Keep your panties wherever Mr. Krabs hides the Krabby Patty secret recipe. Works for him!

lishajoy777 14

Sunday 2 June 2013 6:04

In a safe? Have fun with that OP.

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