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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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TrinityisLife 22

Sunday 2 June 2013 2:46

Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........

whiteboy896 9

Sunday 2 June 2013 2:45

whata lazy ****

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MysteryGuest214 10

Sunday 2 June 2013 7:14

A lock on your bedroom door is in order ASAP.

MitchellB1026 8

Sunday 2 June 2013 7:20

When I read this first I thought you mean that you were missing half of the underpants you were wearing lol.

babeababe 16

Sunday 2 June 2013 7:44

Who does that? Seriously. Where do you find these people? Sorry OP, looks like you need a new roommate. Unless you wanna keep that creeper around.

kee_breezy32 34

Sunday 2 June 2013 8:06

Ew . lol time to buy some more !

OverBlossomed 21

Sunday 2 June 2013 8:25

Lessons from FML: Don't trust your partner, don't trust your friends, don't trust your family, don't trust your roommate, don't trust ANYONE. Good lessons.

A100893 30

Sunday 2 June 2013 10:06

Itching powder will do wonders for that problem if you're the passive aggressive type.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 2 June 2013 10:20

Nice name... Anyway...well it looks like your hiding them from your roommate until they do their laundry or in the case of they they might be going commando for awhile...either or she needs to pull her own weight...

kaduzy 12

Sunday 2 June 2013 14:14

That's incredibly gross, but YDI because you sound like a jackass too. You can't get AIDS from sharing underpants with someone, especially if you wash them before putting them back on yourself -- which presumably, you would do.