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By Cop-er-Pot - 16/10/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that my work life is far less stressful than my home life. I'm a cop. FML

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By SebastianMiko - 09/11/2012 07:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

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No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2017 09:07

Today, coming home after a hard day's work was so relaxing. FML

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Wise words

By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 05:01

Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML

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They'll hear you coming

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma. I wanted to be a cop. FML

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By Jonoq - 04/10/2019 16:00 - Canada

Today, in a 2-hour period at work, I had to talk to the cops, clean up shit and clean up vomit, yet none of these events were related. The worst part is, I work as a lifeguard and none of this is in the job description. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By dinkley7 - 25/04/2021 02:00

Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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Lifegoals

By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 18:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, I’m unemployed with no children and hardly any social life, so you’d think my life was a constant, boring holiday, when in fact I'm so busy every day that I think I might have to designate myself a “day off” just to recover from the stress. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Monday 16 October 2017 17:14

Bad family, bad family. What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you?

pjsr 32

Monday 16 October 2017 19:53

Like the soldier who answered his nagging wife's letters, "Its the 1st time I've been in a big war, and I want to enjoy it in peace for as long as I can"

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exileonmainst 16

Monday 16 October 2017 17:14

Bad family, bad family. What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you?

wanted_2_want 40

Monday 16 October 2017 17:23

Yep. Sometimes one is prisoner of our own problems. You need to bail out.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 October 2017 17:30

I’d imagine that at your house “**** the Police” would be foreplay!

pjsr 32

Monday 16 October 2017 19:53

Like the soldier who answered his nagging wife's letters, "Its the 1st time I've been in a big war, and I want to enjoy it in peace for as long as I can"

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 16 October 2017 22:01

It's hard, you can't exactly shoot your family and sprinkle some crack on them. So yes, home can be more stressful.

Onionfairy99 4

Thursday 19 October 2017 22:36

Someone seems a little bitter

davecross 11

Tuesday 17 October 2017 4:45

You need some therapy. Or maybe a divorce!

kousagiii 4

Tuesday 17 October 2017 5:24

I found that for me, that I was a happier person at work than I was at home. Home life has gotten a bit better but, not by much.

darnellq 13

Tuesday 17 October 2017 13:56

I feel ya. I’m in the exact same boat.

TeachAllTheMath 19

Saturday 4 November 2017 10:49

Any way out? Any escape possible? Life is too short to be miserable in your own home

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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Today, at work, I'm supervising one person. Recently there's been tension between her and a couple of other coworkers, one of which was her friend. I spent the day running around and trying to smooth things over, just to find out what started this was her walking in on her former friend talking about her behind her back. FML

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Today, I'm thoroughly convinced that my ex is lying about being in new relationships so she can burrow her way into my head/get my attention. Only problem is, we're in the same social circle, and if I call her on it, I'll look like a jealous idiot and my friends won't back me up. I just want these games to end. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML

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Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML

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Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

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Today, my landlord asked to borrow my truck to move some furniture. When she returned it, I noticed she had filled the gas tank up. I thanked her for doing so, and she handed me the receipt and said "just add it to next month's rent". FML

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